DSM-2025
The Diagnosis Manual You Didn't Know You Needed… UNTIL NOW!
A Satirical Guide to Modern Mental Breakdown
Apparently society developed a few new disorders while nobody was paying attention.
DSM-2025 is a completely unauthorized, scientifically questionable diagnostic manual for the modern world—covering everything from social-media addiction and online outrage to political obsession, performative morality, digital identity, and our increasingly creative relationship with reality.
Inside you'll find conditions such as Meme Dependency Disorder, TikTok Expertise Syndrome, Outrage Addiction Syndrome, Fact Resistance Disorder, Digital Persona Dissociation Disorder, and enough additional diagnoses to make you seriously reconsider everyone you know—including yourself.
Symptoms are identified. Diagnostic criteria are considered. Treatments are prescribed.
Most of them involve logging off and touching grass.
This is satire. Please do not use it to diagnose your family at Thanksgiving.